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Pick ten random people, they don't have to be real:

1 LP (the Lone Power of the Young Wizards series)
2 Lucifer Fagan (OC of ~lucifers-uke)
3 Mephistopheles Lucifer
4 Evenstar Lucifer
5 Abaddon Lucifer
6 Carai
7 Crow
8 Eiri
9 Crith
10 Cuai

What would you do if...

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
LP: HI!!
Morea: ...............
LP: you're out of food. ^^
Morea: .........*throws a pillow at him*

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Morea: mephis, go find somewhere else to sleep.
Mephis: it's warm in here. *curls up in the middle of the floor and sleeps*
Morea: *sigh*

Number 4 announced they were going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Morea: ......but evenstar, you're already married to abaddon.
Evenstar: ..........oh yeah...........

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Morea: .......belz cooked it, right?
Abaddon: eheh.......yeah....

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Morea: hmm......*buries him in the sand*

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Morea:

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Morea: what did you do, go swimming?
Eiri: bah. pathetic humans, i don't need a cast...>>

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Morea: ......................................*has Satan punch him*

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Morea: *ignores him back*
Crow: and all was well with the world.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
LP: *kills them in a very dramatic fashion*
Morea:

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Lucifer: !!!!!!!!!!!! *heals morea immediately*

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Morea: thanks mephis. i needed another fuzzy blanket.
Mephis:

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Evenstar: !!!!!!! *runs for Abaddon and Satan*
Abaddon and Satan run in and save morea.
Morea: ^^ them all

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Abaddon: ...............it's your perogative. *resumes shiny counting*

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
LP: uh...why?
Cuai: XP
Crow dumps out the rest of the love potion.
Morea comes to her senses just in time.
LP: oh. that's why. *watches Cuai get kicked around by most of Morea's other characters*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Crow:
Morea: ^^ back

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Crith: ...............go morea? what sort of tournament?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Cuai laughs with Morea as soon as he figures out what it is they're laughing about.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Morea: because you're smexy, dark, mysterious, emo...and stuff.
LP: oh. cool. but you and i both know that you've dreamed of other things.

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9.
Morea:

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
Mephis: i don't have any parents, really.
Morea: that works. ~Rehn-Adair likes you more anyway.
Mephis: yep.

Number 4 loves number 6 as well. What does that mean?
Evenstar: .........i'm in love with an emotionless b******? WTF??????
Carai: .................................

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Morea: maybe, but it would have to happen like this...
Carai: what is this...kissing thing?
Abaddon:
Carai: !

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Morea: don't you people know he doesn't have emotions?

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Morea: ?
Crow: it looks nice.
Morea: okay.

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
Morea: uh. i suck at relationship counseling?
Eiri: meh. i'm used to it, anyway.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses his love by sending an email. Now what?
Morea: .........Crith, you know i'm asexual, right?
Crith: well...yeah, but... the meme made me do it.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Morea:

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then 2 hours. What do you think they're doing?
Morea: mephis must've fallen asleep...dunno what evenstar's up too, and i'm not asking either.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Morea:

Would 2 trust 5?
Morea: the short answer is yes.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Cuai: ?
Evenstar: hi.
Cuai: hi! ^^

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
LP: must i? *already knows everything*
Abaddon: i'm in lawyering and economics.
LP: .........*sigh* i guess i'll just...hang out...
Abaddon: cooking.
LP:

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Crow: i'm going to make shrimp.
Mephis: i'm going to make tomato soup.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Crow: swimming instructor.
Crith: you do that. i'll garden or something.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Carai: yes.
Eiri: *snickers* *starts giving carai a mohawk*
Carai: should i be worried?

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Carai: i have no emotions, therefore i cannot be happy. however, Crith is quite good at drawing.
Crith: thanks. ^^

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Morea: not asking.

~What would happen if~

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Cuai
LP: I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Cuai: oh, okay. ^^

2 sent a message to his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
Crith: ....................................... i don't think humans can do those sorts of things...good thing Seymore's not human.

5 and 6 did a workout together?
Abaddon: why are we doing this again?
Carai: i do not know.
Abaddon: okay. bet i can press more than you can.
Carai: ..........?

6 noticed he wasn't invited to your birthday?
Carai: *doesn't care and doesn't understand what a birthday is anyway*

7 won the lottery?
Crow: .......X33

8 had quite a big secret?
Eiri: i'm a kitsune. but you already knew that. ^^
Morea: yep. ^^

9 became a singer?
Morea: not bad. not bad. ^^

10 got a daughter?
Cuai: *happy that he finally found his mate*
Crow, Eiri, Crith: *happy with him, redouble their efforts to find mates of their own*

What would 1 think of 2?
LP: Lucifer, you're a good Chief Shiny.
Lucifer: OMFG SHINIES WHERE????????????
LP: *wields his laser pointer with skill*

How would 3 greet 4?!
Mephis: good morning, evenstar.
Evenstar: HI!!!

What would 4 envy about 5?
Evenstar: .......* Abaddon*
Abaddon: ^^

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Abaddon: carai rearranged my shinies?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Carai: ........................
Crow: we're both...different?

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Crow: DAMMIT EIRI I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT DOOR!
Eiri: YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE KEEPING YOUR GOLDFISH IN THERE! *drenched*

Where would 8 meet 9?
Eiri: apart from home?
Crith: we live together.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Crith: .........................
Cuai: *eyeing crith dangerously*

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Cuai:
LP: he just watched me destroy a whole city. because, while he could do that, it would seem like an accident...you know, a tornado hit it or something. me? nuclear explosion. X3 town sucked, anyway.

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31 Writing Prompts:

01. letter: [link]
02. sticks and stones: [link]
03. birthday: [link]
04. immortal: [link]
05. circus: [link]
06. abandoned: [link]
07. nosebleed: [link]
08. mother [or father, or both]
09. sunrise: [link]
10. distraction: [link]
11. habit: [link]
12. fuck: [link]
13. love: [link]
14. waste: [link]
15. skinny
16. eyes: [link]
17. white noise
18. impulse
19. addiction
20. desecrate: [link]
21. death: [link]
22. low
23. heartbeat: [link]
24. first kiss: [link]
25. tomorrow
26. sweet
27. fog [or mist]: [link]
28. can't
29. village
30. time
31. forget