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Pick ten random people, they don't have to be real:

1 LP (the Lone Power of the Young Wizards series)
2 Lucifer Fagan (OC of ~lucifers-uke)
3 Mephistopheles Lucifer
4 Evenstar Lucifer
5 Abaddon Lucifer
6 Carai
7 Crow
8 Eiri
9 Crith
10 Cuai

What would you do if...

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
LP: HI!!
Morea: ...............
LP: you're out of food. ^^
Morea: .........*throws a pillow at him*

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Morea: mephis, go find somewhere else to sleep.
Mephis: it's warm in here. *curls up in the middle of the floor and sleeps*
Morea: *sigh*

Number 4 announced they were going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Morea: ......but evenstar, you're already married to abaddon.
Evenstar: ..........oh yeah...........

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Morea: .......belz cooked it, right?
Abaddon: eheh.......yeah....

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Morea: hmm......*buries him in the sand*

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Morea:

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Morea: what did you do, go swimming?
Eiri: bah. pathetic humans, i don't need a cast...>>

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Morea: ......................................*has Satan punch him*

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Morea: *ignores him back*
Crow: and all was well with the world.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
LP: *kills them in a very dramatic fashion*
Morea:

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Lucifer: !!!!!!!!!!!! *heals morea immediately*

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Morea: thanks mephis. i needed another fuzzy blanket.
Mephis:

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Evenstar: !!!!!!! *runs for Abaddon and Satan*
Abaddon and Satan run in and save morea.
Morea: ^^ them all

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Abaddon: ...............it's your perogative. *resumes shiny counting*

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
LP: uh...why?
Cuai: XP
Crow dumps out the rest of the love potion.
Morea comes to her senses just in time.
LP: oh. that's why. *watches Cuai get kicked around by most of Morea's other characters*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Crow:
Morea: ^^ back

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Crith: ...............go morea? what sort of tournament?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Cuai laughs with Morea as soon as he figures out what it is they're laughing about.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Morea: because you're smexy, dark, mysterious, emo...and stuff.
LP: oh. cool. but you and i both know that you've dreamed of other things.

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9.
Morea:

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
Mephis: i don't have any parents, really.
Morea: that works. ~Rehn-Adair likes you more anyway.
Mephis: yep.

Number 4 loves number 6 as well. What does that mean?
Evenstar: .........i'm in love with an emotionless b******? WTF??????
Carai: .................................

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Morea: maybe, but it would have to happen like this...
Carai: what is this...kissing thing?
Abaddon:
Carai: !

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Morea: don't you people know he doesn't have emotions?

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Morea: ?
Crow: it looks nice.
Morea: okay.

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
Morea: uh. i suck at relationship counseling?
Eiri: meh. i'm used to it, anyway.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses his love by sending an email. Now what?
Morea: .........Crith, you know i'm asexual, right?
Crith: well...yeah, but... the meme made me do it.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Morea:

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then 2 hours. What do you think they're doing?
Morea: mephis must've fallen asleep...dunno what evenstar's up too, and i'm not asking either.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Morea:

Would 2 trust 5?
Morea: the short answer is yes.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Cuai: ?
Evenstar: hi.
Cuai: hi! ^^

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
LP: must i? *already knows everything*
Abaddon: i'm in lawyering and economics.
LP: .........*sigh* i guess i'll just...hang out...
Abaddon: cooking.
LP:

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Crow: i'm going to make shrimp.
Mephis: i'm going to make tomato soup.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Crow: swimming instructor.
Crith: you do that. i'll garden or something.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Carai: yes.
Eiri: *snickers* *starts giving carai a mohawk*
Carai: should i be worried?

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Carai: i have no emotions, therefore i cannot be happy. however, Crith is quite good at drawing.
Crith: thanks. ^^

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Morea: not asking.

~What would happen if~

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Cuai
LP: I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Cuai: oh, okay. ^^

2 sent a message to his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
Crith: ....................................... i don't think humans can do those sorts of things...good thing Seymore's not human.

5 and 6 did a workout together?
Abaddon: why are we doing this again?
Carai: i do not know.
Abaddon: okay. bet i can press more than you can.
Carai: ..........?

6 noticed he wasn't invited to your birthday?
Carai: *doesn't care and doesn't understand what a birthday is anyway*

7 won the lottery?
Crow: .......X33

8 had quite a big secret?
Eiri: i'm a kitsune. but you already knew that. ^^
Morea: yep. ^^

9 became a singer?
Morea: not bad. not bad. ^^

10 got a daughter?
Cuai: *happy that he finally found his mate*
Crow, Eiri, Crith: *happy with him, redouble their efforts to find mates of their own*

What would 1 think of 2?
LP: Lucifer, you're a good Chief Shiny.
Lucifer: OMFG SHINIES WHERE????????????
LP: *wields his laser pointer with skill*

How would 3 greet 4?!
Mephis: good morning, evenstar.
Evenstar: HI!!!

What would 4 envy about 5?
Evenstar: .......* Abaddon*
Abaddon: ^^

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Abaddon: carai rearranged my shinies?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Carai: ........................
Crow: we're both...different?

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Crow: DAMMIT EIRI I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT DOOR!
Eiri: YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE KEEPING YOUR GOLDFISH IN THERE! *drenched*

Where would 8 meet 9?
Eiri: apart from home?
Crith: we live together.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Crith: .........................
Cuai: *eyeing crith dangerously*

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Cuai:
LP: he just watched me destroy a whole city. because, while he could do that, it would seem like an accident...you know, a tornado hit it or something. me? nuclear explosion. X3 town sucked, anyway.

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31 Writing Prompts:

01. letter: [link]
02. sticks and stones: [link]
03. birthday: [link]
04. immortal: [link]
05. circus: [link]
06. abandoned: [link]
07. nosebleed: [link]
08. mother [or father, or both]
09. sunrise: [link]
10. distraction: [link]
11. habit: [link]
12. fuck: [link]
13. love: [link]
14. waste: [link]
15. skinny
16. eyes: [link]
17. white noise
18. impulse
19. addiction
20. desecrate: [link]
21. death: [link]
22. low
23. heartbeat: [link]
24. first kiss: [link]
25. tomorrow
26. sweet
27. fog [or mist]: [link]
28. can't
29. village
30. time
31. forget

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Rules:
1).Pick one of your FCs/OCs
2).Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC
3).Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz

1.) What's your name?
Evenstar: HI! I'm Evenstar. Who are you?

2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Evenstar: yeah, I picked it myself. who are you? *curious face*

3.) Are you single or taken?
Evenstar: so you're not going to tell me? oh, and i'm free on friday night. ^^

4).Have any abilities or powers?
Evenstar: i can be either a guy or a girl! ^^

5.) Stop being a Mary-sue
Evenstar: what's a mary-sue?

6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Evenstar: no, but why would i be fighting?

7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Evenstar: i live with my six brothers.

8.) Oh? How about pets?
Evenstar: nope! ^^

9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Evenstar: ummmmmmmmmm..........*thinks really hard*

10.) Something that you do like?
Evenstar: just one thing? I LIKE ABADDON!!!! * Abaddon*
Abaddon: ^^

11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Evenstar: if you stand still, i'll get you a new outfit! ^^

12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
Evenstar: ....................................

13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
Evenstar: *hurt puppy look*

14.) What kind of animal are you?
Evenstar: i dunno.......*upset over the last two questions*

15.) Name your worst habits.
Evenstar: no.

16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
Evenstar: i don't think i like you.

17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Evenstar: i love everyone except you.

18.) Do you go to school?
Evenstar: no.

19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day? -w-.
Evenstar: i am married, but i can't have kids, and I WANT THEM!!!!!!! *runs to abaddon crying*

20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Evenstar: *still huddled in abaddon's wings and crying*

21.) What are you most afraid of?
Evenstar: *shakes his head from within the safety of abaddon's wings*

22.) What color is your hair?
Evenstar: blond(e)...

23.) Eyes?
Evenstar: silver-blue, like most angels.

24.) What do you usually wear?
Evenstar: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH, MY GOD, I WAS WEARING THE CUTEST OUTFIT THE OTHER DAY!!!!!!!!!! *starts rambling on about said outfit*

25.) What’s your religion?
Evenstar: i don't like religion! ^^

26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
Evenstar: i dunno! ^^

27.) Well, it's still not over.
Evenstar: okay! ^^

28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Evenstar: morea says i'm not supposed to tell you that yet. ^^

29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
Evenstar: i still don't know what you mean. should i?
they mean, are you rich or poor?
Evenstar: oooooohhhhh.....i'm rich! ^^

30.) How many friends do you have?
Evenstar: bunches and bunches!! ^^

31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Evenstar: I WANT CHILDREN!!!!!! *sob*

33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Evenstar: BELZ!!!!!!!
Belz: yes, evenstar, i will make you some piecake.
Evenstar: YAY!!!!!!!!!!

34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
Evenstar: i dunno.

35.) Favorite drink?
Evenstar: ummm...milk! ^^

36.) What is your favorite place?
Evenstar: i like to be wherever abaddon is. ^^

37.) Least favorite?
Evenstar: ..........................................
the answer is Hell.

38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Evenstar: *thinks it over*

39.)Well, it's over.
Evenstar: okay! ^^

40.) Now, tag 3 people.
Evenstar: okay! um..., , and

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31 Writing Prompts:

01. letter: [link]
02. sticks and stones: [link]
03. birthday: [link]
04. immortal: [link]
05. circus: [link]
06. abandoned: [link]
07. nosebleed: [link]
08. mother [or father, or both]
09. sunrise: [link]
10. distraction: [link]
11. habit: [link]
12. fuck: [link]
13. love: [link]
14. waste: [link]
15. skinny
16. eyes: [link]
17. white noise
18. impulse
19. addiction
20. desecrate: [link]
21. death: [link]
22. low
23. heartbeat: [link]
24. first kiss: [link]
25. tomorrow
26. sweet
27. fog [or mist]: [link]
28. can't
29. village
30. time
31. forget

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i'm not doing this for myself, but rather for my new favorite person: Diane Duane's the Lone Power.
LP: HOW DID I GET ROPED INTO THIS???????????

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit
[/] You're very happy-go-lucky
[] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the
fairies
[] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a decent artist
[x] You can be clumsy
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[/] You would surrender in a war situation (LP: it would depend on the war, but mentally, yes...to all appearances, no.)

(6/10)

Germany (Ludwig)
[/] You're very stoic and serious
[/] Sausages are your favourite foods
[x] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[] You love rules and think they should always be followed too
[x] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[] You work very hard, too hard...
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice

(7/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)
[] You're very mature
[] You think everything over before saying it
[x] You believe in ghosts but aren't fazed by the experience when you see one.
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood
[x] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[x] You're good at practical tasks
[x] You need time to adjust to new people

(8/10)


The Allies

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x] You love hamburgers
[/] You think you're awesome (LP: ...i have confidence issues...>> but i'm working on that.)
[x] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[x] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[] You're terrified of ghosts
[/] You know aliens exist (LP: define 'aliens'. non-humanoid life? non-Power life? what?)
[] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[] You wear glasses.

(5/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur
Kirkland)
[x] You like tea
[] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[/] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[/] Your cooking is awful (LP: depends on who you ask)
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[/] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens (LP: define aliens!)
[x] You have tried doing black magic before
[] You get drunk quite easily
[x] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[/] You're good at embroidery

(6/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[/] You're very affectionate
[] You think you have a great fashion sense
[x] You like wine
[] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses.
[x] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[/] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[] You're very flamboyant
[] You say you're a gourmet Or a picky eater...

(5/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[x] You had a very sad childhood.
[/] You're very tall
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers
[/] You love vodka
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people
[x] You're very strong
[] You have a big nose
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(7/10)

China (Wong Yao)
[] You're very mature
[] You're very superstitious
[] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[x] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[] You love Hello Kitty
[] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but is never taken seriously.
[x] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets

(5/10)

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite
[x] You love classical music
[x] You like cake (LP: THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!!!!!!!!! I FOUND THE CAKE!!!)
[] You have a mole on your face
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[x] You've composed music before
[] You tend to call people 'morons'
[] You wear glasses

(6/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)
[] You're often ignored by people
[x] You look younger than you actually are
[] You love hockey
[x] You love polar bears
[x] You hate fighting
[] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated
[x] You're bilingual (LP: i speak every language in existence...)
[] You always carry a bear with you ((WHEN I SLEEP xD))

(5/10)

Cuba
[x] You smoke
[x] You're very physically strong
[x] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[x] In your social circle, there are two brothers: You get along with one, but not with the other.
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[x] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[x] You look very tough on the outside
[] You make a very nice role-model
[] You don't let people get a word in edgewise

(8/10)

Hungary (Elizavéta Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth
[x] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[x] You used to be a very tough kid
[x] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (LP: i'm not a woman....>>
[x] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(10/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[x] You're very serious
[x] You have a lot of patience
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[x] You're not very confident
[x] You were quite rebellious as a child
[/] People tend to walk all over you
[/] You're a born worrier

(9/10)

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[] You're very flamboyant
[/] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[/] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[/] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[x] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics

(6.5/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
[] You're quite mean-spirited
[] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[/] You're very good at tactics
[] You hate Russia
[] You love to fight people
[] You can avoid marriages quite well
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[x] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger

(4.5/10)

LP: ...how the hell am i hungary?

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31 Writing Prompts:

01. letter: [link]
02. sticks and stones: [link]
03. birthday: [link]
04. immortal: [link]
05. circus: [link]
06. abandoned: [link]
07. nosebleed: [link]
08. mother [or father, or both]
09. sunrise: [link]
10. distraction: [link]
11. habit: [link]
12. fuck: [link]
13. love: [link]
14. waste
15. skinny
16. eyes: [link]
17. white noise
18. impulse
19. addiction
20. desecrate: [link]
21. death: [link]
22. low
23. heartbeat: [link]
24. first kiss: [link]
25. tomorrow
26. sweet
27. fog [or mist]: [link]
28. can't
29. village
30. time
31. forget

features:
and the best short story ever written: [link]
and the close second: [link]

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is holding a contest!! details here: [link]

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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

X I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

X I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

X I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

X I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

X I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

X I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

X I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

X I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

X I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

X I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

X I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

X I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

X I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

X I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

X I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

X I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

X I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST live in the outback.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

X I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

X I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

X I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

X I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I HURT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo.

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31 Writing Prompts:

01. letter: [link]
02. sticks and stones: [link]
03. birthday: [link]
04. immortal: [link]
05. circus: [link]
06. abandoned: [link]
07. nosebleed: [link]
08. mother [or father, or both]
09. sunrise: [link]
10. distraction: [link]
11. habit: [link]
12. fuck: [link]
13. love: [link]
14. waste
15. skinny
16. eyes
17. white noise
18. impulse
19. addiction
20. desecrate: [link]
21. death: [link]
22. low
23. heartbeat: [link]
24. first kiss: [link]
25. tomorrow
26. sweet
27. fog [or mist]: [link]
28. can't
29. village
30. time
31. forget

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50 questions with DeviantScar:

So, here's how it goes, boys and gals. You pick (let's make this interesting.) twelve characters. Six of them have to be from a movie, book, TV show, anything. Basically canon characters. The other six can be your OCs, your friends OCs, your cat's OCs, whatever. They can be whoever you want them to be. Anyhow, take twelve characters and put them in no particular order, then answer the following questions!

I choose:

1. Sauron
2. Sweeney Todd
3. Voldemort
4. Darth Vader
5. Gregory House
6. the Lone Power
7. Evenstar
8. Abaddon
9. Seiteki
10. Crow
11. Eruanna
12. David Taiyouarukuhito[Sunwalker]

Let's get this disaster started.

1. 2 and 11 decide to audition for a play together. 9 is the director. What play do 2 and 11 audition for, and what does 9 think about this?
Sweeney Todd.
Seiteki: ...figures.

2. 3 wants a pet. 8 agrees to take 3 to the pet store to pick one out. What pet does 3 pick, and what does 8 have to say about this?
Voldemort: kitty! ^^
Abaddon: ....wtf?

3. A burglar breaks into 7's house in the middle of the night. How does 7 react to this?
Evenstar: *high-pitched shriek*
Abaddon comes pounding up the stairs and stings the thief to silence.

4. If 1 and 5 had their own T.V. show, what would it be called, what would it be about, and who would play them?
Sauron: ....don't you already have a tv show?
House: *are you stupid or something expression*
Sauron: then i will be your patient.

5. What is 4's theme song?
"The Imperial March" from Star Wars.

6. 12 gets bored and decides to seduce 6. What does 12 say, and how does 6 react?
David: *is drunk* heeeyy...wanna go hit up some people??
LP: ....fuck off, you drunk bastard.

7. 10 got fired from their job and now must find a new one. What did they do before, and what do they do now?
Crow: i was a journalist and now i'm an editor.

8. 8 decides to serenade 11, and proceeds to do so under 11's balcony. What song does 8 use qo serenade 11, and what is 11's reaction?
Abaddon is drunk and singing "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls.
Eruanna: ....he has a nice voice when he's drunk. *listens idly*

9. 8's plan is going great until 4 becomes annoyed and marches out, demanding that 8 shuts up, then begins throwing things at 8. 11 tries to get 4 to stop, inadvertantly kills 4. 8 and 11 panic, then decide to bury the body and not tell anyone. How did 11 kill 4, and what happens next?
Eruanna: ...fuck, must've broken his helmet with that axe i threw.
Abaddon: ...i don't remember why i'm here...we should probably bury him.
Eruanna: no, no! let's take him to Sweeney!
Abaddon: ...the pies will be crunchy, but okay...

10. 2 and 10 get the opportunity to take 6 shopping. They decide to change 6's look completely. What did they change it to, and what does 6 think?
dark and emo
Evenstar: ...."I'm an emo kid/nonconforming as can be/you'd nonconforming too if you looked just like me!"

11. What is the most unlikely pairing of characters in this meme?
Evenstar and Sweeney Todd. need i say more?

12. 5 agrees to rough it in the wilderness for three weeks. They have the option of taking one other person with them and a survival kit. Who do they take with them, and what is in their survival kit?
House: ...the Lone Power would be the least annoying out of my options. Wilson would be more fun to torment, though...

13. 1 and 7 get Lost. (Ben sucked em through the TV or something.) How do they react to the Losties? To the Others? (If you don't watch Lost, have 1 and 7 play CSI or Law and Order)
Sauron kills them all on basic principle.
Evenstar: O.O
Sauron: they were annoying, and now that horrible show is removed from existance.
Evenstar: O.O -.- o.O

14. what would happen if 12 and 3 decided to play doctor?
David: feed me.
Voldemort: okay.
House: THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY DOCTOR!!!

15. 9 and 5 think there's a map on the back of the Declaration of Independance. 5 decides to steal it. What does 9 do? (this really works if the character you picked for slot 5 was played by Sean Bean :3)
Seiteki: well, house, if you wanna steal it, go ahead. but i will not bail you out.

16. The Repo Man is after 10. Why? (Again, if you haven't seen Repo, then a serial killer is after 10)
Crow: fuck if i know. *kills the man*

17. Who would you trust with sharp things, 1 or 4?
....I WOULDN'T TRUST EITHER OF THEM!!!

18. 6 swears they saw someone lurking outside the window. 2 decides to investigate. What happens?
Sweeney finds someone lurking, whips out his barber knife, and garrotes the man.
he walks back in covered in blood.
Sweeney: he won't be a problem anymore...*examining his knife*
Evenstar: ........O.O

19. 3,8, and 11 all walk into a bar...
Voldemort is looking for possible Death Eaters
Abaddon and Eruanna are after getting drunk.

20. What is 7 afraid of?
Abaddon: losing Evenstar.

21. 9 and 12 are stuck spending the day together. What do they do for fun? Do they get along?
Seiteki looks at porn.
David sleeps through the day.
they get along reasonably well.

22. 5,3, and 1 have been assigned a top secret mission to go undercover in a sting operation. What are their disguises?
Sauron disguises himself as one of the natives.
Voldemort goes as a British tourist.
House goes as himself.

23. 1-12 are all contestants on America's Next Top Model. Who wins, and why?
Evenstar because he's the sexiest and actually likes this kind of stuff.

24. 7 has just died. The rest are depressed, and it is up to 2 to make them feel better. What does 2 do?
Evenstar is crying his eyes out.
Sweeney stares around at them all and leaves to go kill people and try to catch the judge.

25. 4 wants to seduce 12. How does 4 do so?
David: ...please tell me you don't.
Vader:
David: ...that works.

26. 6 is trapped in a closet with 11 and no one is there to open the locked door.
Evenstar complains about Eruanna's attire and makes plans about changing it.
Eruanna pounds on the locked door screaming for someone to let her out.

27. 8, 10, 11, and 5 play Truth or Dare. 8 dares 5 to kiss 11. What is 10's reaction?
Crow: O.O

28. 1 has to tell 6 something important, and doesn't want anyone else to overhear. What is it?
Sauron: ...i forgot what it was.
LP: okay.

29. What does 2 want to be for Halloween?
Sweeney: a barber.

30. 9 and 12 are running from the cops. Why are they running?
Seiteki: YOU KILLED THE HOOKER????
David: SHE SMELLED EDIBLE!!!!

31. 9 and 12 need someplace to hide from the cops. Who hides them?
LP: ....i'm not even going to ask. *shoves them in his closet*

32. 10 and 11 are plotting to kill 4. Why are they plotting to kill 4, and how are they going to pull it off?
Eruanna: well, throwing large, sharp objects at people's heads tends to kill them.
Crow: why are we plotting to kill him again?
Eruanna: because his breathing is annoying.
Crow: oh. right.

33. 3 has ordered a mob hit on 7. What did 7 do to deserve it?
Evenstar: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!
Death Eaters: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!

34. Something is haunting 8's house, and 11 offers to help exorcise the house.
Abaddon: blast away. *continues reading his book*
Eruanna fails miserably at the exorcism.
Abaddon continues reading his book; the ghosts don't bother him in the slightest.

35. Who would 12 rather date, 7 or 1? How would 12 ask them out, and what would they say?
David: Evenstar is taken, so i'll go with Sauron.
Sauron: ?
David: wanna go out with me?
Sauron: i guess.
*they go out*

36. 10 is having 2's child. What does 2 have to say about it?
Sweeney: ........
Crow: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?????

37. 5 finds out that 10 is having 2's child. 5's reaction?
House: how does a man get pregnant?
Crow: SHUT UP AND GET ME AN ABORTION!!!!!!!

38. 3 and 9 spend the night together. Tell us about that.
Seiteki: i'm spending the night with an insane serial killer. nice.
Voldemort: interesting how that also applies to Sweeney.
Seiteki: shut up or i'll get the duct tape and stuff you in the closet.

39. 4 and 6 decide they both like 8 and start fighting over 8. Who wins, and what is 8's reaction?
LP: HA!!! *throws Darth Vader against a wall, nearly killing him* ...why am i doing this again?
Abaddon:

40. 3 and 10 decide this meme is too long, and rather boring, and decide to leave. Where do they go, and what do they do?
Crow: Ireland is fun.
Voldemort: ......

41. 11 has been wanting to confess their undying love for 5 for a long time, and RIGHT NOW is their chance. How do they go about doing it?
Eruanna: with flowers and showing up at his house unannounced.

42. 1 gets into an epic, bloody fight and gets mortally wounded protecting their true love, 9. 9 has to hold 1 in their arms whilst 1 dies. Describe their tragic last moments.
Sauron: oh dear. i seem to be missing my liver. oh well, i'll just die and respawn. *death*
Seiteki: ...how unbelievably tragic. *drops his corpse and leaves*

43. write a love scene between 7 and 12.
Evenstar: ................
David: ..............
Evenstar: .......um.
David: ..........yeah.
Evenstar: do you?
David: no. you?
Evenstar:

44. 2 and 4 want to get away from this meme, so they decide to go on vacation. Where do they go?
Darth Vader takes Sweeney to the Death Star and sets him loose on the prisoners.

45. 6 and 8 are surrounded by zombies. Only one can survive.
LP: Abaddon, you go. i'll just die and respawn.
Abaddon: okay. *leaves*

46. 10 decides to study magic and casts a spell on 12, accidentally turning 12 into a platypus. How does 10 go about fixing this?
Crow: ...i don't! are you crazy?
David tries to talk but can't because he's a platypus.

47. What would happen if 1, 4, and 8 went fishing?
Sauron gives up quickly and starts practicing his swordplay.
Darth Vader gives up a few hours later and starts sparring with Sauron.
Abaddon catches 10 fish by stinging them.

48. 9, 5, and 11 went for a road trip and got lost. 5 wants to stop for directions, 9 is being stubborn and refuses, and 11 really has to pee.
Seiteki: we're not asking anyone for directions unless it's a really hot chick.
House: dibs.
Seiteki: YOU DO NOT GET DIBS!!!
Eruanna opens the door and jumps out.

49. 2 and 6 stay in to watch horror movies. They get drunk. What happens?
Sweeney practices his garroting techniques on LP, who continues drinking in an attempt to actually get drunk.

50. Do 3 and 7 get along?
Evenstar: ......by avoiding each other.
Voldemort: i have no use for him.

51. So, the meme is over, and as a parting gift from DeviantScar, 1-12 all get one wish. What is it?
Sauron: GIVE ME MY SHINY, DAMMIT!!!!!
Sweeney: bring me Judge Turpin.
Voldemort: Harry Potter.
Darth Vader: destroy the Rebel Alliance.
LP: ...get me drunk.
Evenstar: let me fix your outfit and hair!!
Abaddon: give me shinies that are not Sauron's.
Seiteki: HOT CHICKS!!!
Crow: eh. books, i guess.
Eruanna: ...hmm...a nice sword.
David: spare some blood?

52. Okay, so it's not quite over. 1, 5, 9, 4, and 11 each get to choose a Deviant for you to tag. Who tags whom?
Sauron: okay. we have decided that i am the spokesperson. we tag no one and everyone at the same time.

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31 Writing Prompts:

01. letter: [link]
02. sticks and stones: [link]
03. birthday: [link]
04. immortal: [link]
05. circus: [link]
06. abandoned: [link]
07. nosebleed: [link]
08. mother [or father, or both]
09. sunrise: [link]
10. distraction: [link]
11. habit: [link]
12. fuck: [link]
13. love: [link]
14. waste
15. skinny
16. eyes
17. white noise
18. impulse
19. addiction
20. desecrate: [link]
21. death: [link]
22. low
23. heartbeat: [link]
24. first kiss: [link]
25. tomorrow
26. sweet
27. fog [or mist]: [link]
28. can't
29. village
30. time
31. forget